Funnies: Time-travel aids

Here a funny item that science-fiction geeks will appreciate: the Time Traveler Essentials poster, which you should tape inside your time-machine. According to publisher Topataco:

If you’re like us, you live in constant fear of slipping into a wormhole and getting spit out in the 13th century, and the only real useful knowledge you have for your ignorant ancestors is “watch out for that Hitler guy” and “some of the Popes are evil.” Now with this handy, sturdy tee-shirt and high-quality poster print you don’t have to live in fear any longer. Sure this means that some of those bums like Copernicus and the Wright brothers will end up having to get real jobs, but it’s gonna be your name in the history books, and that’s what what matters.

A companion guide for this shirt entitled I Am Not a Demon: How to Avoid Being Executed for Heresy is in the works.

Frankly, I would advise not departing for the 500 A.D . to 1600 A.D. period (2010 A.D. if going to certain parts of the U.S.A.) until this second time-traveler aid is available.

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